squidwurd: i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation
dear samantha i’m sorry we have to get a divorce i know that seems like an...– Jared Singer, An Entomologist’s Last Love Letter (via funpoolparty)
thebesthunt: Seriously this is not a normal thing people do how in the fuck do you expect me to get up that early when I went to bed later than that this morning That’s how I felt woth two jobs.
thebesthunt asked: Congrats my friend. Be careful with that thing. We almost died once; we don't need a repeat or anything.
pokemon: hurts itself in confusion
me: lets out a bellow so deep it is only audible to other whales
thebesthunt asked: Do you still have the Pelican Ashtray and if so I know you have a camera on your phone son.